but do you ever wish there was a craig's list elite? Like you had to pass a certain IQ test before you were able to post anything? Or had to solve the answer to some riddle? Or pass a 3rd grade spelling test? I get pretty frustrated looking at 100 postings and only finding one or two possibilities.
I learn better by examples, and maybe you do to, so here it goes:
1. "dell labtop for sale" (what exactly is a labtop? is it kind of like a laptop?)
2. "i am 25 attractive i have a job and a car ma few dollars in the bank" (is this a prerequisite for making a post in the personal ads? It seems as if 90% of people want you to know that they have a job AND a car!)
3. "i want a girl who is normal soone whos funny smart and cute somone who i can be happy with share good memories with i want somone i can hold at night wake up next too evrey morning somone who is pure and honest not a drama case or a cyco i want somone who i can settle down with marry someday somone who is there for me as i am them somone who is my best friend and love of my life somone who i can call my one true love somone who i can come home from work and cuddle up too and talk about one anothers days i want somone who has a good personality and isnt stuck up or snotty or gives a attitude evrey 5 seconds i want somone who is well goal oriented and pure somone who has a good head on there shoulders and somone who is just themselfs i want somone who isnt gehtto who is normal " (who isnt gehtto...of course, and you would think by the number of times he spelled "someone" that he was bound to get it right at least once! However, it didn't happen.)
4. "Free ladies deorerant giveaway" (that's "deodorant" in case you couldn't tell)
5. "...come help yourself but please dont leave a mess!!!" (see posted picture below)
( Could it be any more of a mess??)What about you? Do you know any secret online marketplaces I haven't discovered yet?
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